Prepare yourself.

ESPN is about to go on a full propaganda rally to promote the first player from Stony Brook or some kid that has played two games for Oklahoma to win the Heisman. How do I know this? Jason White won the 2003 Heisman over Eli Manning is how. Matt Corral is the best player in college football, and it is known. I expect someone with sense to eventually read my writings and make me a voter.

By the way, I live in Tampa, and am watching E.T. play football as I type this – Tom Brady. He obviously isn’t human and furthers the argument that “they” are out there! Pass the grass burger, please.

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Bama Acted Like Hooker’s Pimp

Was that too easy? Oh well, suck it Tennessee. Bama played with their food like one of the Tiger King’s big cats before finally disposing of them in demoralizing fashion. They did harass the above-mentioned QB Hooker all night. However, several blown assignments in the secondary kept Tennessee in the game longer than expected. It should be noted this was the second time the Tide has sleepwalked thru the first half the week – following a dominating win. This time it didn’t cost them a victory. The lack of focus almost made Saban blow a gasket. I get false starts in loud road environments, but multiple of those in a home game is not very Tide-like. Regardless the Tide is on a crash course with Georgia in Atlanta. And if Georgia were to prevail, would that open the door for…

Hotty Toddy to Sneak in the Playoffs

Look, hear me out. Mathematically we are in this thing, and most of all a man can dream. I’m fully aware that this dream will likely die a slow death around midnight on Halloween eve – at the Native American Burial Grounds of Jordan-Hare Stadium. They had a week off, and my Rebs are hobbled. This is a dangerous spot for Ole Miss.

However, let’s say this year is different, and the Rebels go down and do what Georgia St. almost did a few weeks ago – and beat Auburn. Liberty and Vandy SHOULD be wins. The games against the maroon teams, A&M and Mississippi State will be difficult. However, a healthy Matt Corral, combined with a defense that keeps improving, and every one of those games are winnable.

If the Tide runs the table and trips up to the Dogs in Atlanta and the Rebs keep rolling, could we see the Lane Train in the playoffs? I can literally see everyone I know reading this section smiling, shaking their heads, and smirking. I get it fellas, but a man can dream. Speaking of dreaming…

The Pirate was Dreaming of Candy

That’s how bad Vanderbilt football has become. Mississippi State, head coach, and quote extraordinaire, was discussing his favorite candys at the end of the game. In my personal opinion, he nailed it.

Candy corn is garbage, and those Spree in a box were ‘the deal.’ This was a good ‘get-well’ game for State headed into a huge opportunity in Starkville – against upstart Kentucky. Kentucky better be ready. Starkville is already lit for big night games. Give those lunatics a reason to put on scarier costumes than the ones they already wear to games, and I bet that scene is going to be insane. Good luck Big Blue, I think you’re going to need it.

Spitting Fire Around the League

Literally everyone else in the league was off this weekend. Just kidding, A&M played. I know this because I took them to cover the spread on our little podcast.

The Aggies won big. That’s all I care to say about them at this moment. I don’t want to mention that they are continually getting better after the big win over Bama. Dammit.

The Rest of The Teams that Play Football

WTF was that Penn St. and Illinois trash game? No team deserved to win that game. The 2-point rule is beyond stupid but…

What you were able to do redefines every crappie stereotype about the lame style of football you play. The fact someone pays actual money to the offensive coordinators on those teams shows a level of ‘out of touch from modern football’ that is so bad I can’t comprehend it. And to that I say – shame.

I keep making passing comments about Harbaugh and the Wolverines quietly working their way up the ranks. Prepare yourselves. The Michigan / Ohio St. game is shaping up to be huge. If Harbaugh can finally topple the Buckeyes, a feat he has yet to accomplish, the Wolverines may be in the playoffs.

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